funny grandma

Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching "Sex Education". His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching a "Sail Boat" class at this college…

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE…

A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a …

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.” With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and m…

An elderly Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, “Yes ma’am. Ya see, I’m from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit.” Her eyes lit up as she asked, “Where would you like to st…

The Little Johnny, his uncle, and a cat on a farm. So, a father comes home to Little Johnny one day and says that they’ll have to move for a while. He’s going out on a business trip and his mother is in hospital for a car accident, so Little Johnny has to stay with his uncle for a while. His uncle is a farmer, and s…

After 15 years of not having s*x, an old couple finally decides that it’s about time they did something about their s*x life. After much deliberation they decide to have a nudist day, they will walk around the house all day with nothing on, and just see what happens. The next day comes and they decide to have breakfas…