funny grandma

My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, “You appear quite elderly to be driving.” “Well, yes, I a…

This letter was sent to a High School Principal’s office, Outback Australia after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward this to anyone you know who might ne…

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first guy answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!” The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed…

He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.”   He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady aga…

Here is how men in love have described their feelings. These little stories will touch your heart and warm your soul.  My boyfriend was shocked, mildly speaking, when he first saw me taking off a transparent peel-off mask. He didn't stir for a couple of minutes. One of his eyes twitched. But then he apparently bra…

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping  centre was packed and as the wife walked  around she discover that her husband was  nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do,  and hence she became so worried that she  called him on her mobile phone to ask him where  he was. In a quite voic…

The Retired Husband After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from …

A husband asks a gas station worker to "fill er up, please" Gas station worker: ok GSW:  takes wife Husband: Wait, what are you doing? GSW:  takes off her clothes Husband: Now wait just a moment GSW: what? Husband: I DIDN’T MEAN FILL MY WIFE UP WITH SEMEN! I MEANT FILL HER UP WITH GAS! GSW: Ohhhhh I get it n…

You may have heard of the best kept  secret of the US army – the infamous  area 51 in Nevada, where secret  operations are conducted. It was late  afternoon when Air Force spotted a  Cessna airplane landing right at area  51.  Perplexed, they immediately seized  the pilot and dragged him into an  interrogation room. T…

This is the letter that the man wrote to  his wife: Dear Wife, I’m writing you this  letter to tell you that I’m leaving you  forever. I’ve been a good man to you  for  7 years & I have nothing to show for  it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.  Your boss called to tell me that you quit  your job today & that…