My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, “You appear quite elderly to be driving.” “Well, yes, I a…
Read moreThis letter was sent to a High School Principal’s office, Outback Australia after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward this to anyone you know who might ne…
Read moreTo test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first guy answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!” The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed…
Read moreHe saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady aga…
Read moreHere is how men in love have described their feelings. These little stories will touch your heart and warm your soul. My boyfriend was shocked, mildly speaking, when he first saw me taking off a transparent peel-off mask. He didn't stir for a couple of minutes. One of his eyes twitched. But then he apparently bra…
Read moreA couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed and as the wife walked around she discover that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do, and hence she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was. In a quite voic…
Read moreThe Retired Husband After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from …
Read moreA husband asks a gas station worker to "fill er up, please" Gas station worker: ok GSW: takes wife Husband: Wait, what are you doing? GSW: takes off her clothes Husband: Now wait just a moment GSW: what? Husband: I DIDN’T MEAN FILL MY WIFE UP WITH SEMEN! I MEANT FILL HER UP WITH GAS! GSW: Ohhhhh I get it n…
Read moreYou may have heard of the best kept secret of the US army – the infamous area 51 in Nevada, where secret operations are conducted. It was late afternoon when Air Force spotted a Cessna airplane landing right at area 51. Perplexed, they immediately seized the pilot and dragged him into an interrogation room. T…
Read moreThis is the letter that the man wrote to his wife: Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that…
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