funny grandma

After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling.   When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.   On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable— an ent…

Sam signs up with the army and gets sent on basic training. When they are handing out rifles, he is at the back of the line and they run out just before they get to him. The Sergeant gives him a stick and tells him to just pretend it’s a rifle. So our hero goes running through the mock battle pointing his stick and ye…

Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he’d like to live with? “Well not papa bear he beats me,” says baby bear. “So mama bear?” ask…

When we get married, it is for ‘better or for worse’ and we stand there and say I do, realizing what we are getting in for. During the honeymoon phase of the marriage, things to do work very nicely but it isn’t long before there is some type of trouble that sets in. It is something that every marriage has to deal wi…

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.   As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”   My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either stil…

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don'…