Today's Lesson

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.  Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.  "Mummy, I wa…

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Silly Joke: The Amish Family Visit A Mall

An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall.   They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.   The girl asked, “Mother, what is this?”   The mother, never having seen an elevator, responded, “I have never seen anything l…

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An Irishman was shipwrecked alone, until this gorgeous temptress arrived

An Irishman has been shipwrecked and stranded on an island for over 20 years.   One day, on his daily walk of the beach, he sees something way out in the ocean.  At first he couldn’t make out what it was, as it got closer, he could see something red.   Finally, it was close enough to determine that the red was actua…

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married 10 times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it …

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Senior Citizen At The Pharmacy.

The other day I went over to our nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located and took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter. The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me. I sai…

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His wife was taking lessons – he was shocked by this

The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club.   On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway.   The doctor said, “Wow, I have never seen you play this well before!”   Marie says, “I took lessons.”   A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed doubles, she smashes her ser…

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I am a Seenager – a senior teenager.

I am a Seenager – a senior teenager. I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The…

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Henry, mom and the math homework

Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself... "2+5, the son of a b**ch is 7" "3+6, the son of a b**ch is 9" His mother heard this & asked, " Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?" "Oh Mom. Don't disturb. I am doing my maths homework" Mom: "Is this ho…

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