funny grandma

Joke Of The Day: The policeman noticed the elder lady dropping money

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once ...

Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the worst. M y pru...

The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. ...

A guy goes on to a ship to sail (and work) but he notices no women on board. so he runs to the captian Guy: capt. capt.! theres no women o...

An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. “...

Who in the hell is Larry? Well, Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have you been?” Larr...

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm… He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:...

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad a...

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They disco...

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had fou...

A blonde woman called her brunette friend. “I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!” “What’s the jigsaw sup...

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “...

Norman is 89 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement over 20 years ago. One day he arrives home upset. “That’s it,” he te...

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, ...