The police were called to a female gym

  The police were called to a female gym.   The female manager ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle.   “Pleas...

The old couple do it for old times sake – the policeman is amazed

  The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?  We went behind the vi...

Golfing Joke – Forgive me father for I have sinned

  A man goes to the confessional.   “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.”   “What is your sin, my child?” The priest asks back.   “Well,” ...

Ethel was a Bit of a Demon...

  Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to ma...

AN ENGINEER GOES TO HELL

  AN ENGINEER GOES TO HELL: An engineer dies and suddenly finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates, in front of Saint Peter who’s holding ...

An American on vacation in Paris is having breakfast

  An American on vacation in Paris is having breakfast at a cafe one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, c...

Once upon a time there lived a king.

  Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess tou...

Blondes Are Not Stupid

  👱‍♀️ 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stu*pid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all he...