A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once ...
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Three married men are sitting in a pool club
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the worst. M y pru...

Funny Joke ‣ The Brothel And Lawyer
The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. ...
A guy goes on to a ship
A guy goes on to a ship to sail (and work) but he notices no women on board. so he runs to the captian Guy: capt. capt.! theres no women o...
Funny Joke ‣ Irish Maths Test
An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. “...

Who in The Hell is Larry
Who in the hell is Larry? Well, Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have you been?” Larr...
Do you think he’ll jump?
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm… He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:...
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad a...

Don’t Eat Chicken Sandwiches!
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They disco...
Funny Joke ‣ Rehearsal Dinner
Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had fou...
A Blonde Woman Called Her Brunette Friend
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. “I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!” “What’s the jigsaw sup...
The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “...
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I Have Perfect Eyesight – Humor
Norman is 89 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement over 20 years ago. One day he arrives home upset. “That’s it,” he te...
Funny Joke ‣ No Drink to The Bartender
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, ...