A Priest and a Lawyer walk into a bakery.

 

The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three 

freshly 

baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets.

 

He says to the Priest, “That took great skill and 

guile to 

steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

 

The Priest replied, “That’s just simple thievery, 

I’II show

 you how to do it the honest way and get the same 

results.”

 

The Priest then proceeded to call out to the owner 

of the

 bakery, “Sir, I want to show you a miracle of the 

lord.”

 

The owner was intrigued so he came over to see 

what 

the priest was talking about.

 

The Priest asked him for a bun, and then he 

proceeded

 to give it to a homeless-looking man outside.

 

He asked two more times, and after once again 

handing 

the buns out, the owner says, “Okay my friend, 

where’s 

the miracle?”

 

The Priest said,

 

“Look in the Lawyer’s pockets.”