
A Priest and a Lawyer walk into a bakery.
The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three
freshly
baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets.
He says to the Priest, “That took great skill and
guile to
steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”
The Priest replied, “That’s just simple thievery,
I’II show
you how to do it the honest way and get the same
results.”
The Priest then proceeded to call out to the owner
of the
bakery, “Sir, I want to show you a miracle of the
lord.”
The owner was intrigued so he came over to see
what
the priest was talking about.
The Priest asked him for a bun, and then he
proceeded
to give it to a homeless-looking man outside.
He asked two more times, and after once again
handing
the buns out, the owner says, “Okay my friend,
where’s
the miracle?”
The Priest said,
“Look in the Lawyer’s pockets.”
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