Joke Title: How Old Am I? A guy walks into a bar 

and says to the bartender, “I want you to give me 

12-year scotch, and don’t try to fool me because I 

can tell the difference.” The bartender is skeptical 

and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year 

scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, 

“Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I 

want 12-year scotch.” The bartender tries once 

more with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip, 

grimaces and says, “Bartender, I don’t want 8-year

 scotch like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!” 

Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, 

the man takes a sip and sighs, “Ah, now that’s the 

real thing.” A disgusting, grimy, stinking old drunk 

has been watching all this with great interest. He 

stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the 

man and says, “Hey, I think that’s really far out 

what you can do. Try this one.” The man takes a sip

 and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, 

“Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!” The drunk’s 

eyes light up and he says, * * * * * * * * * * * 

“Yeah, now tell me,… how old am I?”