A woman wakes her husband up at 2 AM

 A woman wakes her husband up

at 2 AM

A woman wakes her husband up

at 2 AM, saying

"Quick, who's scored the highest

number of goals in football, ever?"

"Klose", replied the groggy

husband.

"And how many episodes of

Breaking Bad are there in total?"

"Huh? Wait, let me...55, no, 62,

there's 62 total episodes" he

replied.

"Who was that girl in that 'Saved

by the Bell' show, Kapowski?"

"Tiffani Thiessen, played Kelly

Kapowski"

"And also, when'd that new girl,

Sandy, move downstairs again?"

"Two months next Wednesday.

What's going on honey?" asked