Joke Title: This Is The Maid A guy dials 

his home and a strange woman answers.

 The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the

 maid,” answers the woman. “We don’t 

have a maid,” says the man. 

The woman says, “I was hired this 

morning by the woman of the house.” 

The man says, “Well, this is her 

husband. Is she there?” The woman 

replies,… “She is upstairs in the bed 

room with someone who I figured was

 her husband.” The guy is fuming and 

says to the maid, “Listen, would you like

 to make $10,000?” The maid asks,… 

“What will I have to do?” The man tells 

her, “I want you to get my gun from the 

desk, and shoot the Bitch and the jerk 

she’s with.” The maid puts the phone 

down; the man hears footsteps and then

 two gun shots. The maid comes back to

 the phone, “What do I do with the 

bodies?” The man says, “Throw them in 

the swimming pool.” Puzzled, the maid 

answers, “But you don’t have a pool.” A 

long pause and the man asks, 
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“Oops..! Is this 2261-1382?”