Joke Title: Acquainted


 This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus 

stop to get onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the driver 

opened the doors. She tried to step up onto the step but her 

skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and loosen it

 a little. She tried to step up onto the steps again. But it was 

still to tight. She reached back and unzipped some more. 

Tried to step up again and the skirt was still to tight. She tried 

one more time. She reached back and unzipped some more. 

And she still couldn’t get up onto the bus. So this man behind 

her reaches and grabs her by the butt. He gives her a boost 

onto the bus. She turns around and slaps him and saying 

“What do you think you are doing.” Well the man says: 
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“Well lady after you unzipped my pants for the third time I 

thought we was acquainted.”