A married man was visiting his 

“girlfriend”, When she requested that he 

shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your 

beard, but I would really love to see 

your handsome face.” James replied, 

“My wife loves this beard. I couldn’t 

possibly do it. She would kill me!!” “Oh 

please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a 

sexy little voice… “Really, I can’t,” he 

replied. “My wife loves this beard!!” The

 girlfriend asked once more, he sighed 

and finally gave in. That night James 

crawled into bed next to his wife while 

she was sleeping. The wife was 

awakened, turned toward him, felt his 

face and said, 
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 “Oh Michael, you shouldn’t be here. My husband will be home soon!”