A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, 

company training session. Her husband drives

 her to the airport and wishes her to have a 

good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you 

honey, what would you like me to bring for 

you?” The husband laughs and says: “An 

Italian girl,…!!!” The woman kept quiet and left.

 Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport

 and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?” 

“Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened 

to my present?” “Which present?” She asked.

 “The one I asked for – an Italian girl,..!!” “Oh, 

that” she said,
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“Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait

 for nine months to see if it is a girl,… !!!”