A husband asks a gas station worker to "fill er up, please"

Gas station worker: ok

GSW: takes wife

Husband: Wait, what are you doing?

GSW: takes off her clothes

Husband: Now wait just a moment

GSW: what?

Husband: I DIDN’T MEAN FILL MY WIFE UP WITH SEMEN! I MEANT FILL HER UP WITH GAS!

GSW: Ohhhhh I get it now, this should just take a moment.

GSW: takes gas pump off its holder

GSW: goes near the hole to fill up with gas

Husband: Now that’s more like i-

GSW: shoves pump down wife’s throat

GSW: Will that be all sir?