A woman was helping her husband set 


up his new computer and,… at the 


appropriate point in the process, she 



told him that he would now need to 

enter a password. Something he could 


remember easily and would use each 


time he had to log on. The husband was 


a bit bored by the process and, feeling 


in a rather amorous mood, figured he 


would try for the shock effect to bring 


this to his wife’s attention. So, when the 


computer asked him to enter his 



password, he paused for effect, then 


letter by letter, with his wife watching 


over his shoulder, he keyed in 

……
 P E N I S His wife fell off her chair 


laughing when the computer replied:


 PASSWORD: REJECTED… … … NOT 

LONG ENOUGH.