A woman was helping her husband set 

up his new computer and,… at the 

appropriate point in the process, she 

told him that he would now need to 

enter a password. Something he could 

remember easily and would use each 

time he had to log on. The husband was 

a bit bored by the process and, feeling 

in a rather amorous mood, figured he 

would try for the shock effect to bring 

this to his wife’s attention. So, when the 

computer asked him to enter his 

password, he paused for effect, then 

letter by letter, with his wife watching 

over his shoulder, he keyed in 

 P E N I S His wife fell off her chair 

laughing when the computer replied: