A judge was interviewing a woman

 regarding her pending divorce, and asked,

 "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice

 little home in the middle of the property

 with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the

 foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,"

 she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in

 town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car

 carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any

 infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have

 stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the

 music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week

 he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,

 "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never

 wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't

 communicate with me!"