She replied, "About four acres and a nice
little home in the middle of the property
with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the
foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,"
she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in
town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car
carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any
infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have
stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the
music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week
he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,
"Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
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