A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word “fascinate”

 in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s

 farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate, not


Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was


The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word


Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned

 by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate”, so she

 called on him.

Johnny said, “My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so

 big she can only fasten eight.