BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE


After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of

one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared,

'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own

alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!‘


The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ‘Well, little

lady, why don't you 90 give it a try?‘


The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to

catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper

was driving home and spotted the young woman

standing waist-deep in the murky water, shotgun in

hand.


He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward

her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot

the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.


Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The

shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond

struggled with the gator. Then, rolling her eyes, she

screamed in frustration.


 


"CRAPH THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!!!"


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