BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared,
'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!‘
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ‘Well, little
lady, why don't you 90 give it a try?‘
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to
catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper
was driving home and spotted the young woman
standing waist-deep in the murky water, shotgun in
hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward
her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot
the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The
shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond
struggled with the gator. Then, rolling her eyes, she
screamed in frustration.
"CRAPH THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!!!"
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