"Jesus is watching you!"

A thief breaks into a house at around 3 AM. As he's walking about in the house with his flashlight, he hears a voice whisper,

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"Jesus is watching you!"

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Startled, he points his flashlight towards the source of the voice. In the corner of the room, there's a birdcage with a parrot in it.

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The thief breathes a sigh of relief and continues on his search for valuables.

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"Jesus is watching you!" the parrot says again. "Shush, be quiet you!" the thief said in a hushed voice, all the while still looking for stuff to take.

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"Jesus is watching you!" the parrot exclaims again.

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The thief is irritated now, so he decides to go over and deal with the bird before something happens.

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As he makes it to the cage, he notices the name JUDAS on the side of the cage.

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"What kind of idiot names his pet parrot JUDAS?"

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"The same idiot who names his rottweiler Jesus!" replied the parrot