A college professor is experiencing a “slow-down” in his sex-life with his wife…



… so he is trying to figure out how to spice it up. He is hearing that there is a foreign student who has a lot of luck with girls on the campus so he decides to ask him for advice.



“Paolo, how are you doing it?” 


“Well, professor, right before I am about to do it with a girl, I whip my junk out and slam it on a wall 3 times. Girls love it for some reason.”




The professor decides to take the rest of the day off to surprise his wife and have a “romantic” afternoon.




He comes home and hears that his wife is taking a shower. He undresses and walks into the bathroom.




There is steam on the shower glass so his wife is not seeing him just yet…


… He whips out his “package” and slams it on the glass shower door 3 times.


His wife jumps up and down excitedly: “Paolo, is that you?”