A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and

left it on the dining room table:


"To My Dear Wife,


You will surely understand that I have certain needs

that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. | am

very happy with you and | value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this letter, | hope that you will

not wrongly interpret the fact that | will be spending

the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the

Comfort Inn Hotel.


Please don't be upset -I shall be home before

midnight."


When the man came home late that night, he found

the following letter on the dining room table:


"My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank

you for your honesty about my being 54 years old.

would like to take this opportunity to remind you that

you are also 54 years old. As you know, | am a math

teacher at our local college. | would like to inform you

that while you read this, | will be at the Hotel Fiesta

with Michael, one of my students, who is also the

assistant tennis Coach. He is young, virile and like your

secretary, is 18 years old.


As a successful businessman who has an excellent


knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in

the same situation, although with one small difference

- 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.


Therefore, | will not be home until sometime

tomorrow."