A Florida couple, Marge and Doug, moved to Texas.


Doug always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.


Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”


Marge looked him over, “Nope.”


Frustrated, Doug stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.


Again he asked Marge, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”


Marge looked up and exclaimed, “Doug, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow!”


Furious, Doug yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGE?”


“Nope,” she replied.


“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!”


Without changing her expression, Marge replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Doug. Shoulda bought a hat.”