It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping.

Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg.

“What is that?” he asked. She said, “I visited the tattoo parlor today.

On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo ‘Merry Christmas,’ and on the inside of the other one they tattooed ‘Happy New Year.’

” Perplexed, he asked, “Why did you do that?” “Well,” she replied,

“now you can’t complain that there’s never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!”