Two Old Guys Were Seating On A Park Bench.


Two old guys Bob aged 87 and Harry aged 80 were seating on a park bench.

Bob had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.

Harry was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

Bob said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”

So, on the way home Harry stopped at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the sales assistant asked if he needed any help.

He said, “Do you have any rye bread?”

She said, “Yes, would you like some?”

He said, “I want 5 loaves.”

She said, “My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.”

He replied, “I can’t believe everybody knows about this sh#t but me.”

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