An old lady was stopped to pull

 into a parking space,

when a young man in his new red 

Mercedes went around her and 

parked in the space she was waiting for.

The little old lady was so upset that 

she went up to the man and said,

“I was going to park there!”

The man was a real smart alec and he said,

“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”

“Well, this really upset the lady, even more,

So she got in her car and backed 

it up and then she stomped on

 the gas and plowed straight into his 


The young man ran back to his car 

and asked,

“What did you do that for?”

The little old lady smiled and told him,

“That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”