Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.


For many years, he had a powerful, almost uncontrollable desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.


Unable to stand it any longer, he finally sought professional help from the factory psychologist.


After six months of intense therapy, however, the frustrated therapist gave up.  He then advised

Yossel to go ahead and do it, otherwise, he would probably never have any peace of mind.


The next day Yossel came home from work very early.


His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.


For the first time, Yossel tearfully confessed to the wife his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.  He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.


Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband.  She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a completely-intact penis.


She looked up and said, “I don’t understand.  What about the pickle slicer?”


Yossel replied, “I think she got fired, too.