A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting

to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed,

pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and

about $8,000. He approaches the wife and asks, “What are the

eggs for?” She replies,

“Every time I cheat on you, I put an egg in the box.”

He says,

“That’s alright, you’ve only cheated on me twice. What’s

the money for?” The wife replies,

“Every time I get a dozen, I sell them!”