A wife goes on a retreat for work.

When she returns, she finds a pair of in her dresser that do not belong to her.

Furious, she questions her husband.

The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from I don’t do the laundry!”

So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her.

Indignant, the maid replies, “Madam, how should I know? These don’t belong to me. I

don’t even wear just ask your husband!”