There was this blonde who needed money badly. She then decides to kidnap

a little boy. She finds a boy then she brings him to the playground, she

explains to him that she has kidnapped him for money, then she writes

a ransom note saying that she has kidnapped their son and she

demanding $10,000 cash. She wants it in a brown paper bag under

the pear tree in the park, The blonde signs the letter THE BLONDE!!!!

She then pins the letter to the boys

chest and sends him home