ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:


Warning keep out of children.


ON A HAIR DRYER:


Do not use while sleeping.


ON A BAG OF FRITOS:


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ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:


Directions: Use like regular soap.


ON A FROZEN DINNER:


Serving suggestion: Defrost.


ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:


Fits one head.


ON TESCO”S TIRAMISU DESERT:


Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)


ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:


Product will be hot after heating.


ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:


Do not iron clothes on body.


ON BOOTS CHILDRENS” COUGH MEDICINE:


Do not drive car or operate machinery.


ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):


Warning: may cause drowsiness.


ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:


For indoor or outdoor use only.


ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:


Not to be used for the other use.


ON SAINSBURY”S PEANUTS:


Warning: contains nuts.

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:


Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.


ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:


Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.