A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”


The man said, “No dear.”


The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”


So the man said, “Okay, I would.”


Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”


And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.”


Then the woman asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”


And the man replied, “No, she’s left handed.”