A couple in love celebrate Valentine’s Day in a classy restaurant. 

As soon as she sits down, the woman looks around her and assumes a disgusted expression when she recognizes a man at the bar counter. 

She turns to her partner and says:

Do you see that man sitting at the counter? He’s my ex-husband, he’s been drinking since we divorced 3 years ago!”

Really? It’s the first time I’ve heard of anyone partying that long at an event!”