A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.

Her husband asks,

“Why are you so happy?”

The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,

I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.”

“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband,

“What did he say about your forty-five year old as@?”

She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”