A man with big ears is tired of being constantly watched when he walks down the street and decides to have surgery to solve this problem.

The surgeon examines him carefully and tells him: “His ears are too big:

simple plastic surgery doesn’t do much for us, we need to proceed with a transplant.”

Despite the initial perplexity, the patient accepts the doctor’s proposal and patiently waits for a donor.

 After two months he is called and undergoes the operation, but a few days after taking off the bandages the patient goes back to the doctor’s surgery.

The doctor is surprised and asks: “Hello, how are you? Is there a problem?”
“Well, yes, I’d like to know why you gave me a woman’s ears!

“How do you know they’re women’s ears?”

“Because I hear everything, but I don’t understand anything!