funny grandma

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. What are you doing?” she exclaimed. The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll…

SEX AFTER DEATH A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion...Marion...&q…

A woman wakes up in the middle of the night only to find her husband wasnt there. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought,just staring at the wall.She watches as he wipes a tear from his e…

An old man on his death bed has spent his  entire life pinching pennies and clinging to all  of his money. Friendless, he is surrounded by  his priest, doctor, and lawyer.  Just before he dies he tells them, "I know most  people say that you can't bring money with you after you die, but I want you to  all thr…

An old man on his death bed has spent his  entire life pinching pennies and clinging to all  of his money. Friendless, he is surrounded by  his priest, doctor, and lawyer.  Just before he dies he tells them, "I know most  people say that you can't bring money with you after you die, but I want you to  all thr…

Tom married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you want a divorce,” said the judge. “Well, your honor, every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and  because she and my wife looked exactly alike, every once in a wh…