funny grandma

An old man on his death bed has spent his entire life pinching pennies and clinging to all of his money. Friendless, he is surrounded by his priest, doctor, and lawyer.  Just before he dies he tells them, "I know most people say that you can't brin money with you after you die, but I want you to all throw thi…

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when  her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and  offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was  uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out…

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team." When they are seated, a wait…

A 21 year old blonde girl met a large, powerfully built bodybuilder at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. The body builder takes off his shirt, and while doing so, he exclaims, “Boom!” The blonde says, “What a great chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby!” He…