funny grandma

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.  One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.  “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”  “I can’t jump out the window, I…

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in t…

Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, He asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, No. Johnny asks, Do you know what I think?? H…

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team." When they are seated, a wait…

The Oblivious Blonde A blonde wanted to go ice-fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.  After positioning her comfy foot-stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.  Suddenly ---from the …

A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!” The receptionist objected, stating, “You can’t just walk in here and expect to see the pr…