funny grandma

Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized ki…

A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students.   “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said.   A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”   The teacher, knowing how precious some children’s stories could become, asked the little girl to describe the incident.   “We…

The husband slices his tee shot into the trees.  They find the ball resting behind an oak.   The man is about to chip out onto the fairway when his wife, standing a few feet behind, stops him.   “Honey, from here I can see the flagstick.  Why not try to reach the green?”   He takes a look, decides to take the shot, …

On a cold rainy evening a salesmanship car ran out of gas, not wanting to spend the night in the car the man sought help,within 5 minutes the salesman spotted a barn yard light and proceeded to it. He knocked on the house door and an older farmer greeted him there. The salesman explained he had ran out of fuel and a…

A couple in their nineties were having trouble remembering things so they went to their doctor for checkups. The doctor told them that they were both physically fine and advised them to write things down to help them remember. Later that evening while watching television, the husband got up from his chair to go to t…

sorry! first time only posted half! still a favourite oldie! After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi-million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife …