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A man in Scotland calls his son in London  the day  before  Christmas Eve  and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” ‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer” the…

A zookeeper accidentally let a gorilla loose, and the gorilla escaped.  He called the zoo owner and told him what happened As cheap as the zoo owner was, he told the guy to get a gorilla costume, and replace the gorilla for now, because he didn’t want to buy a new gorilla. So that’s exactly what the man did. He orde…

I think I’m going to lose my drivers license…   The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:   Officer: “License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!”   Me: “I assure you, I did not drink anything.”   Officer: “Okay, let’s do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway a…

💔 I Want A Divorce 💔 A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was very upset.  _"You are a disrespectful pig!"_ she cried. _"How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a…

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. …