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A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto.” He forgets to switch off the intercom, and the whole pl…

Daughter's text to Dad:  Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready.  LOL! As you know, I'm in Australia and he's in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp.  He proposed to me on Skype and now we've had a 2 month re…

Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms are having a few beers together at the bar. “I bet I make love to my wife tonight more times than you make love to yours,” says the one . “Never. I’ll bet $50 my wife wakes up more satisfied than yours,” says the second. “Right, you…

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he fou…

The Black Bra Three lady friends had their weekly lunch together. One is engaged, one is a mistress and the third has been married for 20+ years.  They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. …

A husband and wife on a hot, summer day. A guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer afternoon. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for dinner. The wife was quite irritated about him sitting in the air-conditioned house all day while she did all …