funny grandma

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.  She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she s…

Biker culture has a set of ideals which celebrates freedom and oftentimes does a lot of good for its local community. But like any large group of people, there are a few bad eggs that tarnish the name. Heres a story of how one man was just minding his own business at a truck stop diner when three of these bad eggs …

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in …

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Bourbon Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.  Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, …

Two elderly women were having a late lunch and having a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said, “Mable, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” Mable answered, “I have? A suppository?” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Ethe…

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheque. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade be…

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend decides to g…

Three sophisticated southern women sit together at a country club, Eliza, Josephine, and Isabelle. Eliza says to the other two, “You know girls, my husband bought me the most wonderful jewelry for our anniversary. A lavish diamond necklace and some beautiful earrings.” “How wonderful!” Josephine says. Isabelle respo…

Three men died on the same day. Heaven was getting pretty full, so God decided to hear their stories and let whoever had died most tragically into the pearly gates. The first guy said: I came home early and heard my wife moaning so I knew she was cheating on me. I looked all around to find the guy, and he was out h…