funny grandma

Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set. Every day he would say. “No.” One day he decided to end this discussion once and for all. When Dolly asked, he looked at her and said. “You can have that living room set you have been want…

An Australian, and Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before when suddenly the Irishman cried out: "My God! I know who tha…

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus knows you’re here.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled …

Dorothy and Edna, two old age “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date,… I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.” Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you,… what happened last week, He shows up at my apartment pun…

The end of a relationship can often be difficult and heartbreaking, but for this man named Peter, it was the opposite. The day his wife left him was the happiest day of his life, and he purchased a new BMW to commemorate the milestone. Later that evening, he drives the new BMW on the interstate.   He opened the top…

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, ‘I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.’ The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for 19 years, but the demands o…

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and ask. “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied. “No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote. * Moral: Accompany and support your wife in he…

A man applied for a job as a janitor at a large corporation and was invited for a job interview. The HR manager offered him the job and asked, “Can you please give me your email address so l can send you all the documents?” The man answered,” I don’t have an email address or a computer for that matter.” The HR mana…