funny grandma

Boudreaux, a contractor from Lafayette, Louisiana dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand. Just when he t…

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. “Now Maria,” she asked. “Why do you want more money?” Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.” “The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said you iron be…

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.” The other replies,   “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.” “Yes, I do!” “Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?” “Well, then I take that big chair …

A young man married a beautiful woman who had married and divorced 10 other men. On their wedding night she told her new husband “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin!” ‘How can that be possible if you’ve been married ten times.?’ ‘Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how great it was go…

Sometimes the ends justify the means. If you do something bad to really help someone, is the action really that bad? I’d say “sometimes yes, sometimes no” – in this case I’ll let you judge for yourself.   An old man asked his wife, “Martha, we’ve soon been married for 50 years, and there’s something I have to know.…