funny grandma

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. Th…

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that pensioners are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the pensioner would like to play a fun game. The pensioner is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines…

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, cookies, all sorts of things. The grandpa is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long—easy, boy.” The boy has another outburst and she hears the grandpa …

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, “What is this?” The Son replied “It is a crow”. After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, “What is this?” The Son said “Father, I…

My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature, and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders. Three years of courtship and now, two years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed int…

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person." The following day, she heard the doo…

A 6 yr old boy was in the market with his 4 yr old sister. Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind. He stopped and looked back. His sister was standing in front of a toy shop and was watching something with great interest. The boy went back to her and asked, “Do you want something?” The sister pointe…

Three bulls hear the rancher is bringing another bull onto the ranch, and will most likely be reassigning cows to each one. The first bull says to the others, “I've been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” “I’ve been here three years,” says the second bull, “and have earned my right…

Mr. Ducote was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed: "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a…

THEY NEVER THOUGHT THEIR FARM KID WOULD SAY THIS AFTER JOINING THE MARINES. THIS IS PRICELESS. A Farm Kid Joins the Marines Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are …