funny grandma

A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”,  When she requested that he shave his beard.  “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would  really love to see your handsome face.”  James replied, “My wife loves this beard.  I couldn’t possibly do it. She would kill me!!”  “Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a  sexy …

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was  midwinter ...snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mount…

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD   MULE  TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OL…

Sister sent me this, funny story........... Only women of a certain era will fully appreciate this.... True story. (If you don't understand this, tell your mother, she'll get it!) A  Michigan  woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town where Paul  Newman  and his family often visited. On…