On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the Horse whinnied for the Chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched…
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An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't…
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Hello! Is this Gino's Pizza? No sir - it's Google Pizza. I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry. No sir - Google bought Gino's Pizza last month. OK. I would like to order a pizza. Do you want your usual, sir? My usual - you know me? According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called y…
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