funny grandma

A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight.  As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.  Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind he…

Jennifer, a manager at a local Lidl store, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them just one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the jo…

Something light hearted. A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift. “I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he rose early…

Plethora A woman is at the funeral of  her husband, everyone is  going up to say kind words  about him, when one man  turns around to the wife and  says, “Would you mind if i went up  and said a few words?” She replied, “Of course not, please feel  free to.” So the man walks up to the  front of the church and says …

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So what happened that’s so horrible?” the man asked as he sat down next …