funny grandma

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.” The other replies,   “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.” “Yes, I do!” “Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?” “Well, then I take that big chair …

A young man married a beautiful woman who had married and divorced 10 other men. On their wedding night she told her new husband “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin!” ‘How can that be possible if you’ve been married ten times.?’ ‘Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how great it was go…

Sometimes the ends justify the means. If you do something bad to really help someone, is the action really that bad? I’d say “sometimes yes, sometimes no” – in this case I’ll let you judge for yourself.   An old man asked his wife, “Martha, we’ve soon been married for 50 years, and there’s something I have to know.…

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment,. The woman apologised to the young girl and explained, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my earlier days." T…

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man Walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I…