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Submitted by a Facebook group member:  Ruth was at the family doctor's for her yearly physical. The physician was an old family friend as well as their physician. After pronouncing her healthy, he asked Ruth about her husband, who hadn't been in for a while. "How's Jim doing?" She replied, &quo…

A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $50 reward to anyone who returns it.  He soon locates the owner and gives him the wallet, and the rich man counts the money and says, “I see you have already taken your reward.” Th…

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the …

Submitted by a Facebook group member:  Ruth was at the family doctor's for her yearly physical. The physician was an old family friend as well as their physician. After pronouncing her healthy, he asked Ruth about her husband, who hadn't been in for a while. "How's Jim doing?" She replied, "…

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students… “Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom. Michael?” Michael: “Just a minute, I have to go pee.” Teacher: “That would be rude and impolite! What about you …