A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a few weeks of each other. But Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started. So she made them all promise to send a postcard from their honeymoons with a few words on how marital procreation felt. The first girl sent a car…
Read moreA guy was playing golf one day and he got lost He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t know what Hole I’m on.” She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.” He thanked her and continued playing golf. Later, he got lost again. He saw the same lady a…
Read moreOh, the high school prom. Girls fantasized about their prom night for years. There are a lot of things to think about, from picking the perfect date to finding the perfect dress. Unfortunately, not every girl can afford the dress of her dreams, which can dampen what otherwise should be an exciting occasion. She had …
Read moreA wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.” When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d l…
Read moreMildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death of her husband, Earl. She decided she would just end her life herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, s…
Read moreA man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an off-duty Flight Attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her…
Read moreAn elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pon…
Read moreMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who did a great job at serving everyone drinks and food. He ensured everyone was having an enjoyable flight, and I saw no complaints. As the plane prepared to descend, he walked down the aisle and relayed directions from the captain of the plane.…
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