Parents Think Pet Lizard Is Pregnant And Have Hysterical Meltdown ...

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. “He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told me. “I’m serious, Dad . Can you help?” I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One …

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True Story That Happened In Canada

TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED IN CANADA A baby boy David was born to a certain family. The mum was so excited that she hardly put him down. One day she left him sleeping and went to the garden. When she was there, the house caught fire and  she ran back home as fast as possible to save her only son. People tried to stop …

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Greatest wish of my life

My greatest wish is that my children will always know just how much I love them and for the rest of their lives will know that no matter what, I will always be there for them, anyway I can.  To my kids love you with all my heart you are the world to me you have made how I am today the one that love you more than anyon…

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An Elderly Lady From A Remote Little Town.

An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia’s most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Nearby was a very well known golf course. On the second afternoon of her visit, the elderly lady went for a stroll. Upon her return, the young niece asked, “Well, Auntie, did you enjoy you…

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Johnny Comes Home From School.

Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little Johnny says, “Oh, the school was fun. We were learning s**ual education. The teacher taught us about p*n!$e$ and v@g!n@s and how they function.” The grandmother, horrified by what she heard says, “I will not tolerate this language fr…

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12 slices of toast

Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to hit everything but the toilet.  So his mom has to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Tommy to the doctor. After the examination, the doctor said, “His unit is too small. An old wi…

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